There are a lot of ground breaking movies out there that I can guarantee you Dru hasn't seen: In the Loop, Inglorious Basterds, District 9. There are even more amazing television shows that Dru has never seen: The Wire, The Sopranos, Weeds, Battlestar Gallactica, to name a fucking few. But will Dru actually decide to start watching one of these to broaden his horizons?
No! Because Dru's brain is incapable of digesting any new information about any show that is not mother fucking LOST!
So instead, he'll probably rewatch LOST like the fucking no-talent unappreciative loser that he is and avoid actually making his brain work.
Hey Dru, Knock Knock!
Who's There!
Culture... open the fucking door and stop masterbating all over your Lost season 2 DVD!
MAN would I hate to be Dru.
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