Prediction #4: Dru will suck more than is humanly possible. Here is a photo demonstrating how much he sucks:
So many fucking vacuums... and they suck about 3% of what Dru sucks. Dru will suck so much this labor day weekend.
But don't get the wrong idea when I post a picture of vacuums. In no way will he do something productive like clean his room. That is just impossible.